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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: tarachambller, via veogirl)

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5 hours ago

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

(via the-toilet-whisperer)

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8 hours ago

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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(Source: , via the-toilet-whisperer)

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8 hours ago

monstersinmybathtub:

romanticysm:

goals

this is so much my relationship that its creepy

(Source: bcat-e, via ponnor-kenwei)

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8 hours ago

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via ponnor-kenwei)

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8 hours ago

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran, via epic-humor)

you dying bruh
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Posted
13 hours ago

Meg Rosoff, How I Live Now (via larmoyante)

(via uglypnis)

I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
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21 hours ago

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via gabbiewinchester)

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21 hours ago

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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21 hours ago
spiritualprojection:

Whoever runs pizza hut’s Twitter account is sassy as hell

spiritualprojection:

Whoever runs pizza hut’s Twitter account is sassy as hell

(via best-of-text-posts)

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21 hours ago

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via scrapbookbeta)

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22 hours ago

shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

(Source: aidn, via shouldnt)

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22 hours ago

now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

(via uglypnis)

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1 day ago
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